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you can’t prove that someone isn’t immortal until they actually die
- me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!
- brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.
- me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.
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- someone: that's so gay :/
- me, crawling out of my underground hole: where